homewrecker with a heart of gold

snowysula:

what a fucked up society we live in that we shame people both for having and for not having sex

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  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

y0ur-best-kept-secret:

pstumplovexoxo:

My favorite pics from last night! 5-16-13

post concert depression as set in.


arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

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WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

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pau1y:

Me and my mom text

pau1y:

Me and my mom text

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babiesryum:

failureisntfallingdown:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

nicotinerampage:

likeatolarboss:

geekofnature:

lazylinh:

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese. 

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”
“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg


Fucking hell.

I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS

babiesryum:

failureisntfallingdown:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

nicotinerampage:

likeatolarboss:

geekofnature:

lazylinh:

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese. 

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”

“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg

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Fucking hell.

I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS

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ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

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earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

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then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

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i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

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now we wait

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he mad

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fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

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